Non-Optimal Viscosity

[855 wirdsl 4 min 15 sec.; humor; allergies]

Seven years ago, I caught a cold that wouldn’t go away. The runny nose left me dehydrated and exhausted and was accompanied by sneezes so powerful that my eyes would explode like volcanos of hot, mascara’ed saltiness while twin rivers of black gook…

Dandelions

[546 words; 2 min 43 sec; humor, weeds, reflection, Nature]

So I insist on getting these dandelions out by hand rather than use chemicals. And theoretically it’s all beautiful and environmentally-friendly but in practice I’m bending over and my back aches as I’m digging the bastards out of