Middle Ages

Fun Middle Age Online-Dating Fact: When you’ve hit it off (pre-meetup), and he’s starting to confess via text the three things that might make you bail in order of severity and No. 1 is that he still lives with his ex-wife and No. 2 is that he has genital herpes for the love of God, DO NOT ASK WHAT NO. 3 IS. Just call that bitch and be wistful for missed connections and your cat. [But if you still have that sick space inside where you absolutely must know what #3 is because, at the very least, you want to be able to complete the story arc then I feel you so bad and #hefilmedfetishporn]

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