I just bought some “miracle” hemp extract from the lady at Dancing Cranes who I hit it off with over lunch (hit it off=she complimented me on how young I look) and after handing her the cash, I asked how much to use and she responded “here, let me show you”, taking out her nearly-empty personal bottle of it which sputtered a bit as she depressed the nozzle, making her unaware that she landed three solid squirts under my tongue, at which point she wiped off the errant spray from my cheek and asked “did you get any at all?” and I said yes, then asked her again “so how many squirts?” to which she replied “oh, definitely just one.”